This majestic beast is not just a horn — it’s a declaration of war at youth soccer games. As an uncle, it is my solemn duty to support my nieces and nephews with the loudest, most unnecessary encouragement imaginable. This horn delivers.
Installation was surprisingly easy, which is concerning given the raw power this thing holds. Once installed, I became that uncle — the one who can silence a Little League stadium and send snack bar volunteers scrambling with a single honk.
The kids love it. The opposing team? Not so much. I’ve seen 9-year-olds flinch, refs lose their whistles, and one poor coach question his life choices.
Highly recommended for any uncle who wants to:
• Turn a softball or a soccer game into a Civil War reenactment
• Cause minor tremors in suburban parking lots